Chicken Strip reviews

NEW BLOG POST (07/27/2022):

As if I havent put enough evidence on display here, there is yet another story from the world wide web that again solidifies the RAISING CANES as the worlds best chicken strips. I'm not sure how many times I have to present empirical data before I can get it through everyones thick skulls. I mean honestly, look at Joey Chestnut here, scarfing down 44 strips in 5 minutes with the look of a man that is enjoying himself in no other place but world famous Las Vegas with world famous Raising Canes. You definitely wont find Zaxbys there sending 44 delicious, perfectly cooked, tender, moist chicken strips for the purpose of over consumption. Thinking about it now, the reason they went with raising canes is because if you had 44 strips of Zaxbys disgusting chicken strips, you would die via a foreign life form birthing from your abdominal cavity a la Alien (c. 1979). Its important to remember in times like these what really matters, not how many chicken strips Joey can eat in 5 minutes, but the friends you made along the way (and that Canes is objectively better than Zaxbys).